ViolentAJ's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Suicide Hotline]

Wow, this was funny in a way

This was pretty funny, guy gets put on hold, and his hold music is all about suicide lol! (Oh, and the first song was the Suicide is Painless, the M*A*S*H* theme song, with lyrics. I love that song man). Well, great job. Hope it does make front page.

[Otaku Hunter -Quickie-]

OMFG Anime is teh suX0r!!111!!!

Well, your animation skills are pretty good, but in my personal opinion, anime is teh suck. So now you know where I stand on that.

[Stick man with a blade...]

Meh...

This was alright, but it was short and pointless. I can't believe that this actually made it up to the portal. I mean, it had well-done graphics, but no story, sound, or anything worth keepin on the portal. this is something that you'd link to imageshack for in the forums to demonstrate, or maybe put on the alphas section, but not the portal. If I did something like this it'd be blammed. BS.

[Liu Kang's Crossover]

This was great!

This movie was awesome. I found it hilarious. I nearly cried laughing.

[Cop Beat 2]

That's what Flash is all about

Sure, the graphics weren't the best, but it was bloody hilarious. That should make frontpage! I haven't seen a Flash that had this simplistic humor in a long time on Newgrounds, stuff like this should make a come back.

[Meltdown]

It was acceptable.

I hope it makes it because I voted 3 on it, I want a protection point. I really don't care if the movie makes it or not though. Based on this movie, I'd assume that you're out to start another portal gang, like a candle crew or something. Well lemme tell you something right now, "boy", this isn't going to work out. Clock Crew Uber Alles! And the move was alright, good "Menu" and the opening door effect was good. You should have more options though if you're going to have a menu, like commentary or something. Good job.

[Goomba ep. 2 high speed]

Great flash dude!

That was pretty funny. Made absolutely no sense, and to top off the greatness, "America fuck Yeah" in fast speed! Awesomeness! 5!!1!!!!

FatBadger responds:

thank you..Ep 1 high speed is up too. Ep3 wont be uo cus of the 24 hour 2 flash a day limit thing NG has..I tried...

[The StrawberryClock Doll]

LOL Hahaha!

This was great. I found it quite hilarious. Was that guy that played with the SBC doll based on Patrick Steward (Capt. Picard of Star Trew TNG)? It kinda looked like him to me hehehe. Great Flash, I give it a 5.

Blackmagic responds:

That guy was me, Blackmagic.
But actually I do love you thinking I was the StarTrek captain. If I ever make a parody on it i'll remember I look like him. :-D
I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[A Three Headed Rolf.]

Hehe

Pretty good submission. Your preloader gave me a seizure though.

HandheldGameClock responds:

A Three Headed Rolf.

[Peter Jennings Tribute]

Pretty good.

Pretty good. Peter Jennings was a great anchorman, and will be missed. One thing though, some of it seemed more like and infect truth commercial than a tribute to Peter Jennings.